Both bodies were dead bodies, saved you a click.
Before, or after the cremation?
Only Before, after the cremations they were alive.
Yes.
Phew! That was a close one⚱️
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Some body doesn’t understand humor.
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Not all humor is for the humorless.
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One of the improvements I would make to the world if I could magic it that way would be to have all dead bodies disposed of in the same sustainable manner. Crematoriums are such a waste of energy and cemeteries are a waste of land (plus, embalming fluid leeches into the soil). There are greener solutions, but religious and social customs prevent most people from wanting their bodies disposed of that way. And that’s a real shame.
I’d like my remains to be scattered in some of my favourite places.
Don’t want to be cremated though.
Got a beautiful image in my head of someone standing forlornly on a cliff, looking out to sea, and then just hucking a fuckin’ hand off.
Hand? Amateur
Do you want Aphrodite? Because that’s how you get Aphrodite.
and what If I want aphrodite?
With an electric wood chipper?
Pre 2020 article. I wonder how much it was used then.
Sounds like it would have been a win for the other body, sad to have no known fam. I wonder if they were to be cremated anyways?
I wouldn’t say that anything happening or not happening would be a win for a dead body. They are already done with all of that.