This is right up there with Nixon’s “I am not a crook.”

He’s not! He’s a failed insurrectionist.

I’m gonna take Colorado s side on this one

NARRATOR: “He was in fact, a failed insurrectionist.”

On the same shelf:

Al Capone: ‘I have nothing to do with the mafia’

Count Dracula: ‘I don’t even like blood’

Any Televangelist: ‘And Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I’m right. I’ve been talking to Jesus all my life!’

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“I’m not an Insurrectionist,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, …

By denying it, he has admitted it.