• fiercekitten@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Future historians:

    “Did people in 2024 discover something called ‘jeanetics’? oh…nevermind, it’s just another one of those ‘shitposts’.”

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      9 months ago

      “Denim seemed to be of sacred significance to the people of 2024. Aside from its use in religious garments (such as “jeans” and “booty jorts”) the few surviving images from the time depict its use in everything from cups and plates to staircases. Some artworks from the time seem to suggest they even considered it a part of their JeaNA.”

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    9 months ago

    Why is that I can’t scroll lemmy right now without seeing posts about jeans? This is like the 5th one. It’s not even that funny.

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    9 months ago

    Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:

    It doesn’t matter what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what’s in my genes.

    • Jimmy Pop Ali esq ‘i wish I was queer so I could get chicks’ ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
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      9 months ago

      And let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”

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        Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:

        ‘I’m snorkeling for clams and doesn’t matter if I wanna be, don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny’

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    I got, I got, I got, I got Loyalty, got royalty inside my JeaNA Cocaine quarter piece, got war and peace inside my JeaNA I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my JeaNA I got hustle though, ambition, flow, inside my JeaNA I was born like this, since one like this Immaculate conception I transform like this, perform like this Was Yeshua’s new weapon I don’t contemplate, I meditate, then off your fucking head This that put-the-kids-to-bed This that I got, I got, I got, I got Realness, I just kill shit ‘cause it’s in my JeaNA I got millions, I got riches buildin’ in my JeaNA I got dark, I got evil, that rot inside my JeaNA I got off, I got troublesome, heart inside my JeaNA I just win again, then win again like Wimbledon, I serve Yeah, that’s him again, the sound that engine in is like a bird You see fireworks and Corvette tire skrrt the boulevard I know how you work, I know just who you are See, you’s a, you’s a, you’s a- Bitch, your hormones probably switch inside your JeaNA Problem is, all that sucker shit inside your JeaNA Daddy probably snitched, heritage inside your JeaNA