ITS A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE
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Brevity is the soul of wit
this is like a meme made by somebody to make fun of video essays
that’s about as long as the runtime of all 4 toy stories combined
Every year, youtube video essayists figure out how to pack 10% more information in 50% more space.
I will only watch a YouTube video longer than 3 hours about something for kids that I barely remember if it’s made by Quinton Reviews, dammit
That’s when I stopped watching Quinton tbh. I’m sure the videos are still decent, but holy shit who actually wants to hear about the Schneiderverse for a collective 20+ hours?
Some of us don’t have lives, dear.
Counterpoint: Even when I didn’t have a life, I would rather waste my time on something that isn’t Dan Schneider
“Of course, it was all here the whole time!” I say as I’m Sitting watching Toy Story 4 w/ rapt attention and a peg board behind me covered in red string connecting Anita Sarkeesian to the Toy Story franchise
I’ll be honest. I’ve come to appreciate these overly long video essays more. They’re a lot more convenient to play as background noise during slow work days.
Kids today will never know a world free of Toy Story 4, truly innocence lost
Counterpoint: Toy Story 4 was cute and I enjoyed it
Now they gotta make an 8 hour response video :/
The biggest problem with the toy story movies is that Woody has to relearn the same lesson every fuckin movie.
This is either way too long if it’s arguing that Toy Story 4 went too woke or some shit, or way too short if it’s documenting how Toy Story 4 destroyed absolutely everything in the universe.
Whenever someone talks about how everything is dominated by short-form content, I bring up trends like this
