I’LL AGREE TO STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CALLING ME “DEAR”. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
BUT YOU ARE DEER TO ME, BROTHER!
BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
LIKE ALL REAL MEN I RESPOND EXCLUSIVELY TO “SWEETIE” OR “HEY THERE CUTIE PIE” PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!!
SQUIRL!! BRO!! CRANK YOUR OWN HOG
RIGHT??? MOTHERFUCKING SQURREL SHOULD GET THEIR OWN DAMNED HOG!!!
HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT UP A WARNING SIGN SAYING THAT IT IS A BIRD FEEDER ONLY AND SQUIRRELS OR DEER ARE PROHIBITED?
Got dang, börther, this is making me want to CRANK THAT HOG
WHAT? I CAN OBLY HEAR YOU CRANK THAT HOG, BROTHER. PLEASE SPEAK UP!
THERE’S ROOM IN MY BACKYARD FOR ALL OF NATURE’S MAJESTY BROTHER, THE SQUIRRELS AND DEER GOTTA EAT TOO
AWOOOOOOO
I HAVE GIVEN THEM THEIR OWN FUCKING FEEDERS BROTHER, BUT THEY’RE ALL STEALING FROM THE BIRDS!!!