For anyone wondering like me:
A Tannoy is a system of loudspeakers used to make public announcements, for example at a fair or at a sports stadium. [British, trademark]regional note: in AM, use public address system.
I definitely googled it before coming to the contents. You’re awesome.
The funniest announcement in my railway station has been: “The train xxxxx coming from y and directed to z has been canceled because someone stole the electrical cables on the line”.
Funny only since it wasn’t my train.
That happened near me. They dumped all the cables down the alley next to me and the weight of them collapsed the fence.
A few years ago in Paris I was waiting for my train to Marseille and the announcer was rambling about our destination like he were paid to advertise it. “Marseille ! its cicadas ! its legendary sunny weather ! the smiles on people’s faces !” after a while he seemed to run out of things to list so he went on with random stuff “its horses ! the ladies’ perfume !” I had a good laugh
Remind me of a time where the announcer called the three-car train arriving ‘petite’.
Got to have fun where you can!
Used to be a guy like this at one of the main stations in Melbourne 😁
Similarly I remember there was a (driver?) announcing the stations when I commuted from StLeonards to Central in Sydney, and he was hilarious, cracking jokes and congratulating people for not blocking the doors, keeping time records of how long passengers took to alight and aboard the trains
I came here to comment that Melbourne had a few train and tram drivers that were very chatty and brightened your commute. I don’t miss trying to change at South Yarra at rush hour, though.
What magical land has clearly audible announcements?
The hren hrifty hree hrervice to York is delayed by ahrhohrihry hrehren hrinutes.
You’re the tannoy guy?!
No, but I learnt to speak in the Tannoyese dialect when I did some work over on the Tannoy Islands a few years back.
It’s technically a form of English, though as one of the more isolated former colonies, the “patois” has become quite difficult to understand - which is quite amusing, given the Tannoy Islanders’ tendency to apply to jobs which involve amplified public speaking.
So you guys do it on purpose did u take a special course ?
I didn’t know there even was such a job.
Usually in conjunction with other station duties, cleaning admin work etc
What magicial land di you live in where u can understand shit when they talk …
I laughed so hard 😂
A rarity with SNL these days… But it’s old 🙂
I’m surprised his bosses allow it. It seems that everyone is expected to act like a robot in their jobs.
Once at, it was either Oxford Circus or Piccadilly, the announcer was doing the announcements in a Dalek voice. “Be careful on the escalaaaaator!”
why does this post sound British
why do i understand this
even tho it doesn’t make sense, he sounds too happy for a british person
I bought a vehicle when the pandemic hit, but the last time I took a public transit train we had hometown boy Seth Rogan doing the announcements.
A few weeks ago I got on the train home and whoever had control of the intercom (not the guy at the front, though he was having a grand time) proceeded to yell a bunch of stuff about anime (mostly names) during the time when they normally say to hit the button to request street level stops. I will always wonder who that hero was, it totally made my day.
SIR TOPHAM HAT!
I want to go to there…
