Making posts about how you’re not home is bad OpSec.
Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I’m away! K thanx.
Look at my post history, take your pick of all my shiny things, with pictures of their condition you can scrape to sell them on ebay!
No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn’t understand why I don’t want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we’re going some of the same places 🤦♂️
Well don’t leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they’re away on vacation and posting about it on social media?
Not yet, but it’s not a chance I’d be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who’s supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.
are you going to rob them while they’re away?
Personally. I don’t consider it a vacation until I’m cut off from everyone and everything. Let me relax in peace for a while, without distractions.
For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.
Hmmm
If you could shitpost on Lemmy but no one was around to upvote it, would you still do it?
I don’t even take pictures
I would absolutely not go if I had to post something.
I hate selfies, so whenever I’m on vacation I just take pictures of my surroundings but never with me in it. Once, my cousin wanted to see my vacation pics, so I showed them to him. He then asked why I’m not in any of them. When I said I didn’t think it was necessary, his genuine confused reply was, “But how do people know you were really there, then?”
It’s really insane out there.
are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it
you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed
If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?
