Be strong and gay. Got it.
Can I be average and Pan?
If you’re pan you’ve got to be either cast iron or stainless steel. We don’t have any averages in the pan community. We’re all superb.
Teflon is non stick!
Just what you want in sex!
Ehh I think we’re supposed to steer clear of Teflon because it’s a PFAS and those might be bad? I mean you do you but still.
They also can’t handle high heat, aren’t dishwasher or oven safe, and shouldn’t be used with metal implements. Teflon is rubbish.
What’s the current over/under on her being outed in the next six months with an underage cheerleader, and having to apologize deeply to her family and constituents while continuing on her mission to destroy our country?
The ones who piss and moan the loudest are often times themselves the biggest offenders, I.e projection, after all
Always a confession. So I’m at 85%
Be strong like me: a woman who has to put on armor and carry a gun in order to be anywhere with lines painted on the road, drive a six ton tank vehicle, put up cameras everywhere, live in the middle of nowhere, requires militarized bathroom police to protect me from trans people, and wants the entire Mexican border covered in razor and electrical wire.
In America, you can be anything you want. So don’t be weak and gay.
So, you can’t be anything you want? It’s incredible that she doesn’t hear the irony.
You can be anyone you want and if we don’t like it we can subject you to indescribable horrors.
It’s called Freedom, sweetie, and everyone has it.
What’s with all the conservatives wearing soft armor with no plates in them? Fashion?
Armor with plates is woke.
“Stay fucking hard.”
I CANT TAKE THESE MIXED SIGNALS
I am also deeply confused… this hateful message is coming from someone in paisley leggings.
in the 80’s we kept getting told about the evils of homosexuality from men whose breath probably smelt of truck-stop foreskin.
I have no doubt whatsoever this woman eats pussy like an absolute carnivore.
Link?
Zelda?
Ganon?
Navi?
Hey, Listen!
“Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”
“No…shit, I mean yes! YES!!”
“Hoo hoot! Link… Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… If you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flahing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that?”
“Sigh…YES.”
“Alright then, I’ll see you around! Hoot Hoot Hoot Ho!”
Right wing: “Don’t be woke and gay”
Centrist: “Be whatever, it’s okay. Just so long as I get paid.”
Left wing: “Be gay, do crimes”
