• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Step 3: Bears kill almost all the men in creative and gruesome ways and give the survivors PTSD.

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    23 days ago

    Those bears were anything but “chill”.

    There’s a non zero chance her “jittery little fellow” was just playing with his dinner before eating.

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          22 days ago

          Yeah no, armed dudes going around looking for women all alone to “rescue” is a massive red flag. 100% with the bears on this one.

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            22 days ago

            The empire is severely misunderstood….

            (I mean, yes. You’re quite right. Some how, though, I get the feeling that the bears saved them from her.)