I’m actually not kidding I needed some help constructing some “highbrow humor” (I was making a childish poop joke in the nursing station) and was actually pretty impressed with the results. When I double checked there weren’t a lot of search results for horse apples referring to poop (although there were some). Apparently that term usually refers to a specific fruit that isn’t even an apple??? But that was the only one that didn’t follow.
I’ve actually found AI pretty good at doing background work for my creative endeavors, but it certainly lacks that special mix of optimism and deep bitterness that most human creatives can convey with ease.
Here’s the complete list for the curious:
Sure, here’s a list of words that refer to feces, both formal and colloquial:
- Feces
- Stool
- Excrement
- Bowel movement
- Poop
- Crap
- Dung
- Manure
- Droppings
- Turd
- Number two
- Waste
- Poo
- Doo-doo
- Shit
- Scat
- Guano (for bird or bat feces)
- Cow pie
- Cow patty
- Plop
- Logs
- BMs (short for bowel movements)
- Dumps
- Ca-ca
Let me know if you need more specific terms or regional variations!
Certainly! Here are some more specific and regional variations of words referring to feces:
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British English:
- Poo
- Poo-poo
- Bog roll (toilet paper, indirectly referring to feces)
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Australian English:
- Poo
- Turd
- Droppings
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American English:
- Poop
- Doody
- Dookie
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Informal/Slang:
- Crap
- Dump
- Load
- Logs
- Brownie
- Mud
- Nugget
- Bomb
- Chunks
- Dirt
- Sludge
- Stink
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Medical/Scientific Terms:
- Fecal matter
- Fecal matter
- Stools
- Bowel contents
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Childish Terms:
- Poopy
- Poopsie
- Tootsie
- Number two
- Doo-doo
- Poopy-doo
- Poo-poo
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Animal-Specific Terms:
- Scat (wild animals, particularly carnivores)
- Guano (birds and bats)
- Cow pie (cattle)
- Horse apples (horses)
- Litter (cats)
- Rabbit pellets (rabbits)
- Sheep droppings
- Goat pellets
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Regional Variations:
- Caca (Spanish)
- Merde (French)
- Scheisse (German)
- Shite (Irish/Scottish)
- Kaka (Filipino/Tagalog)
- Tahi (Maori)
If you have any particular region or context in mind, let me know!
I know that in German horse apples certainly refer to poop—sorry, feces! As well as Kaka; in fact, that was the first word I learned for feces!
Ja, es ist Pferdeapfel, it has really nice illustrations on its wiki page: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pferdeapfel
In Hungarian it’s called “Lócitrom” which translates to horse-lemon.
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Its great at non serious things. ChatGPT is my DM assistant and its made planning sessions crazy easy even with its gold fish memory.
"Notes from last campaign:
The king died.
He came back.
He died again.
He came back, and had a discussion with his first corpse.
He died again.
He came back, married the first corpse, claimed the second is an impostor, had himself tried for treason, and died again.
He came back.
We killed the king."
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