Sometimes I go reverse mermanning where the fish part is on top.

I’m wasting my life, aren’t I?

I’m kinda shocked.

I knew people did what’s in the article. But I had never heard it called that specifically.

Mermaiding, in the usage I’ve heard, is giving someone a blowjob underwater. Could be in a tub, a pool, whatever, it isn’t about being in an ocean.

Slang is funny

Ngl, that’s pretty hot.

Murmaidering

https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=pNeHTFVW0XiHY04F

Did somebody say Murmaidering?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-eKJIJXaqE

I know a guy who’s whole thing is getting women dressed up in a mermaid tail and then doing photoshoots: https://www.youtube.com/c/MermaidsandGems/videos

Happy cake day, Plum! :)