I’m not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
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NEW YORK CITY!?!?
Big hat, no cattle
The delusions of the rich lmao.
Imagine being one of the literal wealthiest people on the planet and still having to play dress up so you can feel like a bad ass lmao. Hope he gets the help he needs, and I mean that sincerely.
NEY YORK CITY?!
That picture has to be doctored because he is out of shape and fat
It’s always funny to me that these billionaires have to cosplay as a badass. Can’t be your actual self, gotta always pretend to be a strong man.
And to make it worse, I’m like 85% sure that this is an AI generated image, so it’s him asking AI to show him what he looks like in cosplay.
It is AI. This is actually Elon musk in a cowboy hat:
Can I just say that as someone who enjoys dressing in the fancier western getups (think Tombstone) this more cosplay-rugged look screams insecurity when worn by people trying to look… Like they do manual labor?
Like he’s a billionaire. Where’s the tailored frock jacket, vest, and bolo tie, with a $3k hat. At least that way he wouldn’t be a poser
Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don’t you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.
Right? You can make that look cool, especially with his level of money
For the kids:
Thank you. You’re doing the work of some lord or other.
“Lord” came from a phrase like “loaf warden” or “loaf guardian.” Because bread was the very important staple food, and someone had to be responsible for its safekeeping. Likewise, “Lady” comes from “loaf maiden,” presumably having something to do with the creation of bread from raw materials.
I prefer to be called “loaf daddy”
As long as Mama Loaf is happy, I’m happy.
Honeys play me close like butter play toast
Hoes open like hallways
