Why I always use a stall
“Waiting for you to exit, there’s a fart blocking the flow and I didn’t want to crop dust ya.”
“You are a prince among men. Godspeed.”
You fart out yer dick?
You don’t?
you ain’t ever had a fart block a piss?
Gonna use some scientific terms here - you realize the fart bag and the piss bag are like, right next to each other?
ah, youth…
I suffered with this most of my life. Anxiety was the cause for me. My anxiety was diagnosed only recently for unrelated reasons but the treatment has had the fortunate side effect of fixing my shy bladder!
You can’t pee if you aren’t relaxed. You can’t relax with debilitating anxiety.
How did that treatment proceed? I’ve been down this road…
When this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There’s always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.
Or pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.
