Oh man, I only saw the community name this is posted in after reading this 3 times. I feel relieved.
Oh God it’s not me!!!..
… better call off the ambulance now.
Yeah, is this AI generated or something? Wtf does this mean?
Jenna Ortega said that Taylor Swift “had a big year” (presumably sarcastically) after hearing that the previous story- in which a show was nearly delayed by a cardigan accident- was in fact, false.
I just assumed I’m out of touch.
Yeah, sometimes it’s hard to tell which of those is happening at any time.
That summary is so close to English that it’s hard to decide which meaning it’s going with.
THIS is the purpose of this community
Everything smells like copper when trying to decipher this. Am I gonna see another sunrise?
transcript (manual):
🚨 | Jenna Ortega on Taylor Swift after accurately identifying Jimmy Fallon fib that his cardigan was stuck to her Lover bodysuit almost causing delay before a ‘The Eras Tour’ show in London in June!
“Taylor’s had a big year”
[two images of people. idk who they are]
Please explain dear God
Jimmy Fallon is a lying loser
Cute celebrity offers unrelated commentary on TayTay
Jacket?
I mean if you want to I won’t stop you but it seems a little excessive
How u do dis
click the view source button
if you cannot, i did
I understood it first try, am I going to live?
You… are the greatest guitar player I have ever seen.
Signed,
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
“Bringing joy to the world, one terminally-ill patient at a time.”
