Want in one hand, s**t in the other and see which one fills up first.
The mail doesn’t work on “takes backsies” rules.
The bank has stolen this man’s letter of credit! Don’t be so insensitive!
He says he used a letter of credit instead of a letter of release of funds. It’s a rookie mistake. For only $750 in federal reserve notes he could have gotten the correct letters along with the proper implements to fill them out from my website where we mostly sell coon skin caps and hen teeth. We accept letters of release of funds if they’re properly filled out.
For a one-time payment of only 11…99…9.95 (only 11,999.95!) I will send you my pamphlet that explains everything you need to know to get your letter of credit validated!
You’re selling the pamphlet!?! That seems risky because the United Corporation of America can trace that to you and will illegally suppress you. I offer consulting services instead over encrypted communication for about a tenth that per hour. I assist with filling out forms, creating license plates, recharging healing stones, redirecting medbeds to heal everyone in your household, and much more. Don’t forget about the coon skin caps and hen teeth!
