We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil!
what
Real Christians understand.
Aneurysms work in mysterious ways
“God fearing” has always struck me as a ridiculous statement. It’s supposed to be a positive, like, that person respected God. No. Jesus preached of a loving God. He was delusional, apocalyptic, and a product of his time and circumstances, but he said his god loved everyone. Throw that tired shit away.
I’m impressed the people of Tulsa put aside their differences to issue this joint statement
Lived near there once. It was truly amazing to see how unified the entire populus was. Nobody ever got into fights over anything, and there certainly weren’t any stabbings at a bar in town while I was there.
- c. If you are not sure how evil this “holiday” is:
i. Talk to John Ramirez: ex - Top warlock of NYC
If he’s a honest to
godtchutchulhu warlock that does real magic, I will talk to him and ask to be an apprentice :Dii. Talk to the Police. All the WICKEDNESS!
I don’t think The Police will reply back, they’re probably busy with a tour.
iii. Increase: murder, child abuse, worship of satan!
Uh, I guess I can do those, but you really should’ve asked with a “pretty please”.
I don’t think The Police will reply back, they’re probably busy with a tour.
They could reply with a message in a bottle…
“We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil! Thank ------ You,”
… yeah, that seems about right.
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I mean. The actuall complaint is to early and Ill agree with that part. I don’t like holidays starting up more than a month before. october for holloween, november for thanksgiving, december for christmass, march for saint pats, febuary for valentines and whenever for easter if it can get its act together. Ill give that an exception as mardi gras is its own thing. Oh but if its fireworks can we keep those to just the day of and maybe before and after but we don’t need a week of it. blah blah. man yells at cloud.
I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won’t be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!
I mean, I cant say I disagree with the irrational rage of holiday creep. seeing Christmas shit out in october, and halloween shit out in July/August is infuriating.
Far better ways to to approach it than this ridiculous satanic panic and other myriad religious bullshit, though.
if not sure, try:
speaking to the head satanist talking to the cops who are SO EVIL (i mean, yes, but I don’t see how that correlates to a time of year) increase murder (maybe good dependign on who) child abuse (please don’t, what the fuck is wrong with these disgusting freaks that they can’t even suggest having a good time without hurting someone who doesn’t deserve it, as if the injustice and suffering are the fucking point of everything they do?), worship satan (you do you, but it could be fun, im willing to try)!
I don’t know if that’s how they meant it to be read, but it’s how I read it.
I think with the “Talk to Police” line, they’re saying that if you talk to the Police they will tell you about all the wickedness they encounter around Halloween. It’s full-on nuts tho lol
yes but that’s not how they wrote it, because christians wouldn’t be christians if they were properly literate.
“Hello, police? I’m just calling to ask, how evil is Halloween?”
Hi, I understand you used to be the head warlock?
“the majority”…you keep using that word…
People like this usually aren’t smart or sane enough to understand perspective. They think everyone thinks the way they do and can’t fathom otherwise.
