I know a Thomas too! He’s the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn’t always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.
I finally realized what’s going on and it’s just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!
I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.
I should write him a poem about this
Thomas’ pure heart
Orbit for expanding souls
A queer hurricane
Real talk:
Thomas has a natural talent of helping people figure shit out about themselves.
Tbh sometimes that doesn’t even need to be a talent, it could just be someone who can be there to accept people and just Be Around as a friend, since that allows someone to experiment and test their perception around others.
You don’t need to have therapist-levels of social perception skills to be that, sometimes you can just be Thomas, the person who you can still be friends with, despite everything.
What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?
He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.
At which point he becomes a Republican.
Thomas! Nooooooooo!
Thomas would never
He simply very secure in his sexuality
Thomas sounds dope, I aspire to be like Thomas.
Thomas is a harem anime protagonist.
Queer people are like Stand Users. We’re drawn to one another
So clearly Thomas was just a Stand User attracting queer people.
