• mozz@mbin.grits.dev
    4·
    3 months ago

    What the fuck is damn straight…

    Brain: Hey I’m gonna use this time to rearrange wires. You don’t want to be around for this because the wires are you; we have a whole system to keep you out of the picture

    Dude: I’m gonna do a hack so I can be in the picture

    Brain: I don’t think that is a good idea

    And lo and behold, it was not

  • WanderingVentra@lemm.eeEnglish
    3·
    3 months ago

    I was going to say that’s happened to be before, but then it got to the wierd part and I couldn’t relate lol.

  • ObsidianZed@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Weirdly I often have dreams where I need to pee and will pee in the toilet but after I’ll think “man, I still need to pee. I guess I didn’t finish.” And will try to finish peeing, trying really hard to get it all out, like straining. Only to finally wake up with my alarm needing to pee really bad.

    I am thankful for my unconscious bladder control.

    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      Oh yeah similar dreams have happened to me where I was peeing but the need to pee didn’t subside while I was going. So I just spent an enternity peeing in the dream without getting any relief.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      What can I say, other than THATS… slaps chest twice …HOW I ROLL!!!

      Christian Cage’s TNA theme music hits

      (Seriously though…have you SEEN my screen name???)

  • Pringles@lemm.eeEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    This redirects me to a porn post…

    Edit: in the sync client it redirects me to some porn post. When I copy the link through the menu, it copies the correct link.