This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
The logical search goes …Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.
But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle…you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you’re already gone, but one day we’ll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.
It’s a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.
That’s a wizard. Anyway I’d be nice to trace back the origin point of rap and get rid of that. I hate that stuff.
The “oh no oh no” high pitched “song” from TikTok that plays from my mom’s phone when I’m about to sleep
I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.
Happy birthday song.
Now it’s even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈
The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.
Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.
Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.
Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I’d wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.
Santa Baby. Frickin’ hate that song…
American Pie - Don McLean It never goes away… it’s everywhere!
Crazy Frog.
That stupid background music for “chad” tiktok videos.
The Beatles - Number 9. Such a ruinous track on an otherwise wonderful album.
I’m just a kid who’s four Each day I grow some more I like exploring, I’m Caillou
So many things to do Each day is something new I’ll share them with you, I’m Caillou
My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I’m finding my way Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I’ve had enough But there’s lots of fun stuff
I’m Caillou, Caillou Caillou, I’m Caillou
That’s me!
“If I Could Turn Back Time” by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.