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Italian police
“now listen, this first one’s a warning for double parking. A plain slice. But next time, we won’t be so lenient. You’re getting anchovies and green peppers”
Absolutely massive slice
Hocus pocus, you’ve got pizza on your focus
Is that the TMNT van?
FOX: “Innocent bystanders struck by dangerously large slices of pizza as the unaffiliated Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles chase Footclan through the streets of New York in their illegally-modified van.”
Tucker Carlson: “I don’t mind telling you… these Turtles make me feel unsafe.”
Hi, are you gonna eat that ticket?
No context? This is a New Yorker “hello!”. You should see what they do for a NY “goodbye”. First you find a subway rat…
Who makes pizza that big?
Ya mum
