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Put on my robe and wizard hat
I cast level 99 Eroticism.
Now, THERE is a vintage internet reference, if there ever was one.
I think it may be appreciated by this one.
Are gals allowed to answer? I would kneel down before her.
Ask if she needs a healer or damage dealer
Open the door and say “mail’lady.”
Make preparations for another crusade
Joust?
Show her Excalibur.
But only Arthur can pull it.
That could be awkward.
Bea Arthur
You must be her squire, better start learning how to don armor and sharpening swords. Shes the knight in the relationship.
Bringing protection to the first date might be presumptuous, but hey, sometimes that’s the vibe
Invite her in for a crusader kings sesh
Marry.
Use the top hatch
