“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

This is great!

It’s not a joke, AND it’s The Best Joke! Yay for The Onion!!

In an era of absurdity, the jester speaks the truth.

Always has.

Oh…oh this is some sweet justice lol.

The funniest thing they could do is turn it into a legit news site

:)

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I can’t wait for The Onion to exercise their editorial power here over Alex Jones. lol

But it is unbelievably funny.

I wonder what cabinet position Jones is going to get?