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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

The odds of anyone laughing at this are astronomical

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The odds of anyone laughing at this are astronomical

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BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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  • greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works
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    The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      On*

      • greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works
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        Flashes the neuralyzer

        That’s what I said

        • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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          “I never saw one eating popcorn!”

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    Well, I think it’s heavenly!

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
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      It has space for improvement

      • saltesc@lemmy.world
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        The puns are getting Messier.

    • Juliana@sopuli.xyz
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      Removed by mod

  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldOP
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    Reads like a title of NotTheOrion

  • Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloud
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    Would not recommend Orion’s belt, three stars.

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      Still better than the solar system

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