Certainly a special entry in the yearbook!
Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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Cake day: June 14th, 2023
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1·2 hours agoWoo hoo!
1·2 hours agoPizza from a specific pizza place near me. I get the free choice pizza (5 toppings of your choice) but load it with extras. My usual is:
- 15" Deep pan
- Spicy Pork
- Spicy Pork
- Spicy Beef
- Spicy Beef
- Jalapenos
plus.
- Pepperoni
- Ham
- Bacon
- Meatballs
- 2 x doner kebab meat
- Fresh green chillies
I’m hoping one day they’ll name it after me and offer it on the menu.
2·2 hours agoRain! Mad for it, I am, our kid. Sorted, safe, I swear down.
If you want to learn how to use chopsticks, get a couple of friends together and order some really nice Chinese food. Serve it in bowls or on plates on a small table with you and your friends gathered around with a pair of chopsticks each.
The rules of the game are simple:
- you can only eat what you can get to your mouth using chopsticks.
- you can steal food off someone else’s chopsticks with your own.
You will quickly learn how to use the chopsticks!
I always keep my onions in the refrigerator and never have issues cutting them.
Oh yes, so it is! I’d forgotten that particular Python sketch. Thank you!
4·9 hours agoIt’s me slightly misremembering this exchange from Kuffs:
George Kuffs : I’m looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman : God bless you, young man.Maybe the ‘very fast’ bit comes from a different quote from a different film.
“I want a big gun that fires lots of bullets very fast.”
“God bless you, son!”
This is just a shitter version of the joke featuring George Osborne.
I used to occasionally get a chips in naan bread in Nottingham. Cheap, filling, and meat free.
11·2 days agoWe have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?
Tory councillors are revolting?
Got it!
Taking my son and his best friend to Legoland for his birthday. It’ll be a day of queuing, but I know they’ll have a great time.
Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of… rootle around in there.
Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!
I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.
I do walk a bit funny though.
4·2 days ago“Prawn toast, chicken fried rice, and some edible panties please!”
That’s the first hour. Yes.