Command and Conquer 2

A Knight’s Tale

“Putties!” was my first thought as well.

Pro tip, if you are around someone with hiccups and you want to help them out, wait for their next hiccup, then immediately after offer them $10 (or anything you can provide as incentive) if they can hiccup one more time. Something about wanting it makes it stop.

Unfortunately, this probably won’t work on you anymore once you’ve read this, so sorry about that. And it only works on the unknowing a few times before they become immune, but it’s a neat trick that they will appreciate it when it works!

Turn down for what

I heard this.

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Caligula

From what I understand, nothing. There isn’t anything harmful about them unless you ingest enough to choke or cause blockages.

We had a black cat named Snowflake and a white cat named Sam Jackson.

I think you might be my neighbor. This is the exact same view I had except the tree was on the left.

https://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw

Although I rarely eat there, maybe once or twice a year, this is all the justification I need.

If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.

Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn’t remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.

The first two were the best ones! That was back before they went over the top with the aliens and super powers. They were just basically better GTA.

Pretty sure Diablo 2 is the most popular one, is it not?

I’m about to be 38 and this is still me. It’s rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I’m dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don’t want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.

Chao thought he was smooth.

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