You cannot lose something you never had.
You cannot lose something you never had.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Which is why mandatory minimums exist.
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
Ever watched Bladerunner?
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The person who wrote this has not met many married people. I don’t think they ever had a best friend either.
I like how this post turned into tips on how to kill yourself. Saving it for later.
Don’t You dare screw this up. Assisted dying is the only thing I’m looking forward to in life. And I’m 37, so I’ll need this good and running in like the next 4 years.
I already did. Would not recommend.
Now let’s talk about your car’s extended warranty.
Considering his mental decline in the last four years, in 2028, he will only be able to get on a stage and shit himself. And people will still vote for him.
Can’t say, I don’t know anybody who votes for PiS. But even they aren’t as bad as Trump, I think.
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.
When Musk sees this he’ll start selling Teslas for 148 800$
And being cool is her game.
Yeah. I’m also not American and can’t understand how anybody would even consider voting for Trump. Is half of the US in a cult? And I’m Polish so I’m also concerned by the consequences of electing Trump.
I don’t know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
Isn’t it standard knowledge? You unroll the tube trying to separate the layers as thinly as possible, then you crumple them as much as possible so they are less harsh and use them as normal.