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Cake day: July 6th, 2023

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  • I once called a guy about something he was advertising in the classifieds. I called him on Easter Sunday. He answered, but said he needed a second before he could talk.

    Turns out he was Amish. I called an Amish man on the phone… on Easter Sunday. He answered… while he was in church.

    I called an Amish man on his cellphone, which he answered in the middle of Easter mass, to talk about his classified ad.

    This was the most tame interaction I’ve had with Amish folk. They’re fucking hardcore.

    You know that scene in Parks and Rec where Ron Swanson tips a jug of moonshine up onto his shoulder and pours it down his gullet? I’ve fucking seen a bearded guy with a big hat and no buttons do that IRL.

    The Amish know how to party.




  • You think the maga cult is a “populist movement of anti-authorianism”? That’s cute.

    There was nothing “populist” about it. It was more astroturfed than the NFL. His candidacy was a joke that people like you were too ignorant to understand. His presidency was turned into the biggest grift in American history. And his “anti-authorianism” cult want a civil war and to install him as a Putin style emperor for life.

    Sorry you got duped, but dude… Just admit you got duped and try to do better next time.