1. Place the plastic table on your nose
2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza

Inverted calzone

The burden fits the back they say,
And I know I’ve got mine

Then one day I was transposed
From a simple young man
To a godly tomato that held all existence
And told me that we should expand…

I wonder how many more fruits
Can connect to my head
I would take a papaya
Travel the world and the universe as two best friends

*little did they know that the deep rage of injustice had sparked a flame within him so bright that the revolution that flowed through his noble veins would burn the retinas of all who met his wrathful gaze*

Man kann jetzt noch schneller ekk’n

That’s just survivorship bias, you didn’t live through the worlds where all those things escalated into flat out war, you dimension skipping hippie.

Isn’t that just cos: a) you had to build your own PC back then, and b) you have way more time and resources to do so

Lokma differs from region to region, but its always far from anyone’s favourite.

Guy steals a loaf of bread, goes to prison, gets out, meets a prostitute, sires her child, 3d prints a silencer and then executes a CEO

Oh wow, yeah, just flickering between two or more points of existence. It’d be hard to have a simultaneous conversation, but I’m just thinking now of the restaurant possibilities… having a nandos whilst eating a creme mont blanc

Did you have a long plunger stuck to your head at the time?

*waves tearfully *

It’s my own grammar, “Luanatic”

Y😄 = (λf.(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬)))😄
   = (λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))
   = 😄((λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬)))
   = 😄(Y😄)

Also satellites can totally get around your enormous shining dong, it won’t successfully clear LEO like you hope.

*narrows eyes*
what have you heard?

Check the global temp vars, files and caches. Encapsulated scoping is a lie we’ve been told to help us sleep better at night. Some of those seemingly well defined system functions bleed out to caches for (slight) performance gains.

You could have the most locked down explicitly defined well scoped code in the world, and it just takes one measly baked in call to a global function to shatter that dream house into a thousand pieces.

I’m looking at you string-match; you know what you did.

You have something like 2000 friends all wanting to contact me for legitimate interest. Is it okay, if I tell them no?

You sound just like my ex-wife

Oh and he lives alone and his apartment is massive and overlooks the waterfront, which is somehow in downtown Tokyo