Out of Context DnD

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months ago

Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

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Player: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 4 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

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Player: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

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Player: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

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“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”

megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

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Player: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

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Player : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of trees

FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

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FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

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Player : Foreskin is an emotional statement.

FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

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jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

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Eh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.

jedibob5@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

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Player: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."

ChemicalPilgrim@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

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Player: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

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"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"

megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 months ago

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PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

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"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"

PoastRotato@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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Pronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."

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"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."

Pronell@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player 1: "How long does this dude need to be stuffed inside the oven?"

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Player 1: "How long does this dude need to be stuffed inside the oven?"

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Player: "This bounty is extra gold per head, right?"

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Player: "This bounty is extra gold per head, right?"

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Can I just do a-... A yeet check?

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Can I just do a-... A yeet check?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

You can feel your mage hand, like you're fisting a warm wet bowl of mud.

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You can feel your mage hand, like you're fisting a warm wet bowl of mud.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

I thought I was taking Aderall, but it was only caffeine pills. At least it explains why I nearly shit my pants every morning...

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I thought I was taking Aderall, but it was only caffeine pills. At least it explains why I nearly shit my pants every morning...

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

Trust me, you want him as a sugar daddy.

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Trust me, you want him as a sugar daddy.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

The arrow begins to arc on a perfect trajectory, right at your stupid small face.

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The arrow begins to arc on a perfect trajectory, right at your stupid small face.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 6 months ago

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