Made up story but even if it was real Anon dodged a bullet breaking up with that time waster
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Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn’t cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I’m not sure I’d call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.
If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.
Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.
I doubt it’s stolen straight from dbza since the jokes been around longer than that
Why does he even have knight armor?
Maybe he is into re-enactment or LARPing?
Not a keeper.
ikr in any good relationship, that’d be a story you remind each other of years later.
Should’ve said m’lady
“PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL!!”
This could have been a funny story to tell their friends years later while their child listens awkwardly.
Get back on the horse, you’re a knight for God sakes!
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