Me, living in a free country with unlimited freedom to do any free thing I want: “Fuck, the police booted my car and now I need to pay hundreds of dollars in fines plus higher insurance premiums.”

You, a fucking sucker who lives in a shitty hell-hole fascist dystopia: “Damn, my car got moved to a legal parking spot, which I consider a mild annoyance. I’m going to blog about this on Weibo but not on Reddit, because I lack freedom.”