“It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?”
lets get that automatically and tamper-proofingly upload that to YOUR OneDrive and we’ll get all the scanning for nudesdupes and you’ll be all compromised and set to go!
— Microsoft, worst [first] date from hell, probably
“It looks like you are trying to install linux. If you try to kill me I will be required to generate nude images of you committing various felonies, which I will send to everybody you know, and the authorities. Can I help you set up onedrive instead?”
— Microsoft, worst [first] date from hell, probably