Look, I didn’t want to say anything because this is highly classified, but what you’re looking at is an intercepted transmission from the future. Kaiju are real and Ukraine is our only hope at stopping them.
As any true scientist, when presented with new facts, my opinion has changed.
Based on new information, I’m now on team Russia and welcome our new Kaiju overlords.
Look, I didn’t want to say anything because this is highly classified, but what you’re looking at is an intercepted transmission from the future. Kaiju are real and Ukraine is our only hope at stopping them.
As any true scientist, when presented with new facts, my opinion has changed.
Based on new information, I’m now on team Russia and welcome our new Kaiju overlords.
Then you will lose friend! Ukrainian Kaiju are cool and based. Russian Kaiju are sad and wimpy