Fuck that trooper

The man said, his finger making the maneuver

“I’m a fragile loser”

The trooper said, grasping his belt in a stupor.

“Fuck off, I said!” The man bellowed

The trooper approached, his attitude not mellowed

“You’re being obtuse and you’re under arrest”

The shallow policeman said, clearly unimpressed

“What can we do to stop this?”

The Internet forums queried

“It’s never going to change”

The other users answered, wearied