• Rom [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      11 months ago

      Every single conservative persecution fear essentially boils down to “what if they started doing to us what we’ve been doing to them for the last 200+ years.” Like just flip all of these and they’re exactly what they’ve either been doing or been trying to do for a while now.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      11 months ago

      Imagine thinking “it’s illegal” or even frowned upon to be a white nationalist lmao

      This asschunk probably lives in the US, where being a ‘polite’ white nationalist is perfectly acceptable (if not encouraged) damn near everywhere

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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        11 months ago

        White nationalists are usually pretty immature so you can see that this comes from a schoolyard bullying tactic.

        If you’re the popular kid, just try fake tears and everyone will rush to your aid against the nerd who finally stood up to you (called you a jerk). Even teachers who get in on high school politics. I had one bully where his whole thing was “ironic homosexuality” where he would ironically flirt just to fuck with people. I called him a slur I deeply regret saying and then he fake whined that I was bullying him with this shit-eating grin on his face. Admittedly, I did get a much needed talk from the principal on why that slur was bad. However, it was also done in the context of ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ as if they didn’t care that I was being bullied nor did they really want to hear my side of the story. Hell, why even get his side of the story at all?

  • JuryNullification [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Oh shit oh fuck I woke up and checked my refrigerator and there’s no mayonnaise! They took the sour cream! The cream cheese! Where did all of this hot sauce come from? oooaaaaaaauhhh

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      11 months ago

      If you’re white and you’re ever bored and want to fuck with CHUDs, just do respectability politics with them. Play along with their lies on how they’re the real victim in all this, but also speak as if we can earn back the respect we deserve by not playing into the stereotype of whites being a bunch of mindless neo-nazis. Want to really sting them, but for whatever reason can’t just directly bully them. Use the therapy speak they use against us whenever we’re mad at them right back.

      Example: “Two wrongs don’t make a right, you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar!”