Dynamically assigned on boot

When are we finally going to see a resolution??

latin choir chanting intensifies

Marinade them alive

“I don’t need a vaccine I have an immune system”

-The bumper sticker affixed to the front door of a house on my route

That’s right. A bumper sticker just for delivery people.

Do they mean they shot them at the moon, or that they were doing a sun dive?

“Most people are in the in-group, so it doesn’t make any sense to have a society that works for anyone else”

Careful the mask is slipping

It just struck me that my employer overbooks shifts like airlines overbook flights.

They put it in a plastic bag and microwaved it. It would soak in melted ice and its own juices and come out mushy like it was boiled

They might not be federated with whoever you’re referring to. I don’t see any other comments but this.

Bread is imperialist. Some guy wrote a book about it.

9% bots spamming “wow he only used one hand”

scrolling the comments to see if anyone made a Rubio joke yet

I have a fresh set of masks coming this week

Reddit isn’t just bad it’s also boring

I wonder if someone comically walked outside

Surely not I

On my day off!

What did you do with your UBI check?

I walked it from my mailbox to my landlord’s

Me too!

I want to pay someone like 50 dollars to make me a very good fake work history entry based on a company that went out of business. Up to the point of helping me game out interview questions about it.

My brand new roommate appears to have a persistent cough

Like literally I’ve been listening to uninterrupted coughing for the last 5 - 10 minutes. Uninterrupted.

Go into it like you’re reading a Serious Academic Work and do all the things you’d usually do with that

Skip to the end first and read maybe half of the sections before tossing it aside to read the conclusions sections of exactly 1/3 of its own citations?