There are known knowns, things we know that we know; and there are known unknowns, things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns, things we do not know we don’t know.
— Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
— Possible future Secretary of Defense

I like turtles.
— Future Premier of the Union of Turtle Island Socialist Soviets

her wikipedia says

On November 19, 2021, Harris served as acting president from 10:10 to 11:35 am EST, while President Biden underwent a colonoscopy.[339]

first black woman prez