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- badrealestate@feddit.uk
- cross-posted to:
- badrealestate@feddit.uk
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you’re still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.
Realtor: You’re not gonna believe this, but…