Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Can confirm.

    I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked “What were you smoking?” The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.