Though they belong to the most popular religion in the world, Christians remain mercilessly persecuted by a depraved subset of maniacs who do not believe in God. The Onion asked Christians why atheists are bullies, and this is what they said.

  • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Joel Osteen, Pastor “They label us as close-minded and powerful, when really we’re just a tax front.”

    Lmao, never forget, when his city needed shelters, he kept the stadium turned church closed until he was shamed into letting some in.

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        6 months ago

        Which the pastors quickly converted into private jets. Ya know… for Jesus!