Microsoft today overtook Apple as the world's most valuable public company by market value. Apple's share price dropped by just one percent,...

Microsoft Overtakes Apple as World’s Most Valuable Company::Microsoft today overtook Apple as the world’s most valuable public company by market value. Apple’s share price dropped by just one percent,…

  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Hold up guys! It’s just a big misunderstanding! The Tesla parked at the Redmond parking lot is actually Bertha’s. She doesn’t work at Microsoft. She works for Uber.

    Again sorry, bad evaluation… apple can have it’s Crown back for another 10 seconds… okay now! This time Microsoft really is the…no wait! The homeless guy! The hobo just picked up the nickel! One more microsecond… okay now Microsoft is the clear winner by a single microwave oven!

    Oh no! Fred! He’s about to cook his fish dish again! Someone stop him!