I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn’t get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
I had to read it twice before understanding it’s the *owner* who would have to sleep for 12 hours straight and not the cats.