(Apologies to Wall-E)

Out therrrrre

There’s a world outside of Tamworth

Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby

There’s a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy!

Out therrrrre

Full of shine and full of sparkle

Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby

Listen, Barnabyyyyyy!

Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out therrrrre

Get out the brillantine and dime cigars

We’re gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr

Girls in white

In a perfumed night

Where the lights are bright as the stars!

Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town

In one of those new horsedrawn open cars

We’ll see the shows

At Delmonico’s

And we’ll close the town in a whirrrrrl!

And we won’t come home until we’ve kissed a girrrrrrrrl!