• sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    I watched the Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes recently. It takes place over a few days, and dude has a perfect depilated face the entire time.

    Meanwhile, by the time I finish shaving my face, I need to start over again.

  • pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Hi I’m a woman whose made do with all of this cause I didn’t want to die 2 years before the author decided to set my story.

    Write what you want to read or a middle aged white man will. I know I am (middle aged white man).