Tony Hawk: I’d like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you’re Tony Hawk where’s your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)
You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.