I’ve quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can’t believe I haven’t earlier. It’s quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don’t think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it’s gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

  • glans [it/its]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    An ex of mine peed in the sink then washed his dick and the sink it every time. He said his grandmother taught him to do it. He was raised in a very different context. Most saliently where bidets were commonplace. But I doubt this was normal.

    He was 100% clean at all times, that was nice.

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      I get knocked down, I get knocked down again,

      You’re never gonna knock me down!

      I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink,

      And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink!

      I sing the song that reminds me I’m a urinating guy!

    • DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      I mean if there’s no toilet available and you HAVE to go then it makes sense that like while it might seem gross it’s okay to pee in a sink as long as you 1000% clean it after, but why is this person’s grandmother teaching them what is basically a Goblin Mode Lifehack