Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there’s not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don’t care about your own appearance and stay inside all day.

See, I don’t get why those chuds complain. If you know you look like shit, you have no right to complain.

I, however, look like those schmucks, but I beat my dick like it owes me money and do not complain. Matter of fact, excuse me while I rub one out.