Don’t get me wrong. I’m a big fan of marmite. But I’m not an animal. I have it on toast, or a bagel, or maybe a toastie if I’m feeling reckless.

But my son wants marmite sandwiches. Sandwiches! How is it possible to spread marmite on bread without the bread disintegrating? Is there a technique that in my five decades on this earth I have not been able to master?

    • freamonEnglish
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      1 year ago

      Dunno. They sell hummus and marmite mixed together. I suspect we have Paul McCartney to blame, 'cos he’s popularised that challenging combo.

      • rubikcuber@feddit.ukOPEnglish
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        1 year ago

        I’ve had the premixed marmite and peanut butter before. I’m not a fan of peanut butter normally, but actually… Quite good!