• Smokeydope@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Elden ring world has pantheon of gods. Current god queen leader of pantheon does a huge no no and shatters plot mcguffin ring, gets imprisoned in big ass tree. All her demigod kids end up as insane little shits corrupted by the plot mcguffin shards. Its your job to murk them, take their plot mcguffin shards, become the new head honcho god and fuck the god queen. Or you say nah fuck that, decide to side with angry fire god, and kill all life full stop. Or you say nah fuck that, gods are stupid, and cleanse the world of all divine influence with the help of blue sex dolls. There’s also space insects too that really like to propagate via panspermia hope you like lovecraft abominations xoxo