SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year agoStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.ukimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down12
arrow-up1633arrow-down1imageStaying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.feddit.ukSomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoSays someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
Not while I’m cooking
Your orgies sound boring
Says someone who clearly hasn’t accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.
I call that foreplay
I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit
In front of my salad?!